Monday, May 21, 2012

Humans, u got some 'splaining to do....

Okay. Mom has decided she wants to have another yard sale. I'm not understanding this concept.

First, a yard sale implies that one is selling A YARD. She's had two previous yard sales and no one bought the yard. So why is it called a yard sale?

Second, if she and dad didn't accumulate so much STUFF, they wouldn't need to waste time sorting it, cleaning it, pricing it, and putting it out in the yard that's not for sale so they can sell it for approximately 25% of what they paid for it. Cats just don't do this. Besides, this gives her more time to avoid the housework that she neglects to do anyway.

Third, what's she gonna do with all this money she makes from the yard sale? Will she buy treats for me? Quality catnip? A new bed? Oh no. She will probably go and buy useless human stuff that she will one day decide she doesn't need anymore. See above.

Thinking about all this makes me tired. Think I'll go and take a nap.



Food: It's all about the eats

First of all, I'm sooooo mad at my typist for taking so long to post. Gonna have to either cut her pay or find a new typist.

I'm curious. What types of food do you all eat? Do you eat dry or canned? What brands? Inquiring minds want to know.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Finally!

Well, I cannot believe it. I finally made mom sit down & help me with setting up my blog. It still needs lots of tweaking but it's here. Finally. I proudly join the virtual world of blogging felines *pauses to listen for the sound of applause*

So. That task is done. Now what? Now I gotta blog. What shall I talk about? My feline sexiness? My catnip addiction? The latest count of my paper balls strewn all over the house? How much I wish I could find a REALLY GOOD TYPIST who would do nothing but sit at the desk 24/7 and handle my social networking obligations?

Seriously though, I'm really excited about this. I have my own blog. Pulls out bucket list, finds "start personal blog." Check!